i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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