just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
no you cant smoke seaweed
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
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