I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize