Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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