I can't watch pbs sober anymore
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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