You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
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