the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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