I puked a lego.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
My vagina just recognized that song.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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