I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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