i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
This can only be settled by a dance off.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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