we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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