Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
We are all done wearing pants today
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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