Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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