I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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