Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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