Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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