They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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