I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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