Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
Randomize
