I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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