we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
The power of my boobs compel you
Randomize
