About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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