dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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