i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
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Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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