Having a random hookup so left but love u
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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