Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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