he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize
