Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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