physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
This toilet bowl is my home.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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