what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
