Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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