Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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