so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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