The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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