how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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