It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
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