I molested 6 butterflies tonight
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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