I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I understand Curling. That high.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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