So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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