Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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