were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
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