Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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