..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
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