the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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