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(304): View more from West Virginia

Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010

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(289): View more from Ontario

i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that

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(575): View more from New Mexico

Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.

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(712): View more from Iowa

Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer

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(714): View more from California

He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.

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(845): View more from New York

Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT

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(330): View more from Ohio

did i just pee glitter

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(860): View more from Connecticut

He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.

(860): View more from Connecticut

Did you get that?

(860): View more from Connecticut

WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.

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