Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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