google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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