ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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