The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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