I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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