She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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