Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
