Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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