great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
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